my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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