My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think your dad took our porno
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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