If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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