I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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