Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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