i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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