i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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