im drinking this country out of the recession.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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