His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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