This girl is more easily done than said...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
This house was built for laser tag.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Randomize
