So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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