What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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