i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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