Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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