white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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