Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Houston, we have a blender
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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