It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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