Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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