I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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