I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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