if i can run in heels then i can drive
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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