she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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