He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it's like heaven, but drunker
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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