who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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