How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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