He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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