I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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