it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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