the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
