is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I will be naked everywhere
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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