ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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