Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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