super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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