If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just google imaged poop.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
