I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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