god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Randomize
