are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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