STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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