There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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