if i died would you start the facebook group?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
