don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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