KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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