woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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