I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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