I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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