I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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