just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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