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(904): View more from Florida

if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter

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(843): View more from South Carolina

throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected

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since when the fuck is that glamorous?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat

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(720): View more from Colorado

Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.

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