I'm sorry my penis didn't work
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
