Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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