This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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