You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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