hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Even my vagina gasped.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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