you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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