Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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